Misheard lyrics.

These have got to be the funniest misheard lyrics I have ever encountered.

From Bryan Adams' "Summer of '69":

(Supposed to be, "I got my first real 6-string, bought it at the 5-and-dime...")

...

"I got my first real sex dream,
I was about 5 at the time"

...

Does that not make you roll around on the floor, dying of laughter?

Oh, oh, another one...

instead of "The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...."

"The ants are my friends.... they're blowing in the wind"

HAHAHA ohhhhhhhhhhhh man.